Darling We Are Moving To A New House

A married man died before he could have sex with his wife.

The wife decided not to remarry or have sexual relationship

with another man, instead she cut off her late husband's

pen*is and mounted it to the wall.

Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.

One day the neighbour Mr. Leke found out what was

happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the

dead man’s pen*is and put his own pen*is and waited for the


Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a knife and

said “darling, we are moving to a new house today.”* 🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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