Two Little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quite place to share the oranges equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying:
“One For Me, One For You,
One For Me, One For You”
……………..
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby for the Priest……………
“Father,
Please come with me, come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery”……….
They both ran to the cemetery gate & the voice continued;
“One For Me, One For You,
One For Me, One For You”
……………….
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
“What about the two at the gate?”…………
You should see the marathon………………
The Priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting.. ..
mummy!!!!!!
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