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What Is The Future Of The Family

 THIS ONE CHOCK ME 🤣🤣🤣

Wife prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband, after returning from church.

When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

Husband: Where did you get the vegetables from?

Wife: I got it from Mr. David's garden.

Husband: What?! How am I to know that he didn't poison the vegetables?

Wife: I have an idea.

(She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.)

Wife: See? The food isn't poisoned.

Husband: OK. Let's eat then.

(After eating, their maid came crying.)

Wife: What happened?

Maid: Our dog is dead.

Wife: What? The food is poisoned! (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realizing he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a Confession!

Wife: What?

Husband: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have xes in my room.

Wife: (Feeling angry but immediately realizing this is futile) I forgive you.

Wife: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.

Husband: OK.

Wife: The two children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's children.

(Immediately, the Gateman came in)

Gateman: Boss The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog.😕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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