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A woman was having $*x in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.

HUSBAND: What is this?

WIFE: This is a robot, I bought to have $*x with when you are travelling…

HUSBAND: Okay… Let's have $*x now…

WIFE: No sweetheart…yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you… !!

After she left the husband said: Damn, I am so horny, I will $*x this robot… he tried having $*x. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way…!!

“SYSTEM ERROR!😨…WRONG HOLE…!😨 SYSTEM ERROR…!😨 WRONG HOLE…!”😨

HUSBAND: Damn robot is not working properly… I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said…

SOFTWARE UPDATED😞… PLEASE TRY F**KING AGAIN.!



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