WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: Had a terible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: What happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS (UN) has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! Ten million? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
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