Today's Children

     CHILDREN OF TODAY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT IN OUR DAYS YOU COULD BE BEATEN FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:


    1. Crying too long after being beaten

    2. Not crying after being beaten

    3. Crying without being beaten

    4. Standing where elders are sitting 

    5. Sitting while elders are standing

    6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated

    7. Eating food prepared for visitors

    8. Refusing to eat

    9. Coming back home after sunset

    10. Eating at the neighbour's home

    11. Generally being too moody

    12. Generally being too excited

    13. Losing a fight with older age mate 

    14. Winning a fight with your age mate 

    15. Eating too slowly

    16. Eating too quickly

    17. Eating too much

    18. Not finishing your food

    19. Finishing your food and scraping your plate

    20. Eating and talking 

    21. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up

    22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating

    23. Stumbling and falling when walking

    24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball

    25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink

    26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink

    27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye

    28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them 

    29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them

    30. When you don't wash your dish after eating

    31. When you wash your dish improperly 

    32. When you almost break your dish

    33. When you break your dish

    34. When you bite your nails.

    34.. When you don't bath. 

    35. When you bath too quickly 

    36. When you take too long to bath. 

    37. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving 

    38. When a car almost knocks you down

    39. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

    40. For not answering when spoken to

    41. For answering back when spoken to.

    42 Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

    43. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

    44. Giving salt or needle to neighbors without their permission.

    Today's Children

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