Nigerian Super Thief

A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen in one town in Nigeria. Just when he was about to raise an alarm. The thief said: "Do you remember what I said in the Bible? I said: I will come like a thief in the night. I have come again. Blessed are you among Men, that you have stayed awake as I told you. 

Then the man looked at the thief and smiled and replied. "Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again. I will nail you tonight!!!" 

The thief fainted

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