Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
Me: Here they are.
Police: They are incomplete.
Me: Check them well, they are complete
Police: Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where
you dey come from by this time of the night?
Me: I go burial
Police: Who die?
Me: Na one Policeman
Police: Wetin kill am?
Me: He collect juju money from one driver for check point
and him hand come swell he come die.
Police: Na your friend?
Me: No
Police: Your relation?
Me: No
Police: Wetin you come go do for the burial?
Me: I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
Police: Wetin concern you for the matter
Me: Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
(The policeman was staring at me now)
Me: Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something
make u let me dey go.
Police: Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe
again.
Me: Thank you sir... but I just want to appreciate you.
Police Oga abeg go na, I no want... shuoo, infact I no be
police i be vigilantee
Una Happy Weekend oooh.
0 Comments
ENGLISH: You are warmly invited to share your comments or ask questions regarding this post or related topics of interest. Your feedback serves as evidence of your appreciation for our hard work and ongoing efforts to sustain this extensive and informative blog. We value your input and engagement.
HAUSA: Kuna iya rubuto mana tsokaci ko tambayoyi a ƙasa. Tsokacinku game da abubuwan da muke ɗorawa shi zai tabbatar mana cewa mutane suna amfana da wannan ƙoƙari da muke yi na tattaro muku ɗimbin ilimummuka a wannan kafar intanet.