I Saw My Ex

Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of me. I was watching them and she saw😎 me then she kissed him more and asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant 🤰 and I am here to buy baby 🤱 stuff and I am very very happy🤣. 
I spoke as if she asked how I was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat, and a baby bed with a sponge with soaps then I called a taxi🚓 and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good! 
Now, my issue is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seats, soaps, and sponges. Please help me, l was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity bill with the money. 🙆🏽‍♂️

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