✍️🤣 LAUGH B4 U SLEEP 👇🤣✍️
IN AMERICA✍️
WIFE: Hello babe
HUSBAND: Hello Darling, how are you doing?
WIFE: I'm good. How's work?
HUSBAND: Oh! work is going well. You need something?
WIFE: Not really, just called to tell you I love you.
HUSBAND: Oh! that's sweet of you... I love you too. I really do.
WIFE: Alright... byeee
HUSBAND: Bye darling.
Call hangs up☎️😁
In NIGERIA🇳🇬
WIFE: Hello, darling
HUSBAND: Hello sweetheart. Wetin happen? NEPA don cut light?🙄
WIFE: No, NEPA never come dis area today.
HUSBAND: So wetin come happen? why you call?
WIFE: Nothing, I just wan know how work dey go.
HUSBAND: Sweetheart, I nearly die today.
WIFE: Wetin happen, darling?
HUSBAND: As I dey outside shop this morning, na so bird from nowhere fly come shit on my head. Where I dey find water to clean am, na so I go touch naked wire, electric carry me up seven times come throway me outside. As I dey talk to you now, my eyes dey turn me. I no know wetin I do village people o.
WIFE: Chai, sorry oo🤧
HUSBAND: Na God go save us for dis Nigeria.
WIFE: Darling?
HUSBAND: Yes?
WIFE: I, I, I love you
HUSBAND: goes silent for seconds🙂
WIFE: Hello?
HUSBAND: Still silent
WIFE: Hello? Darling!
HUSBAND: Sweetheart. That money wey dey under DVD no be my own o, I take God beg you.... Make one naira no comot inside. Them use money swear for you?😒😒
Nigerians why always us🤧🤧😹
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