Next Patient Please

John: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never cut. How is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carry a gun wherever he go. One day he mistakenly took an umbrella instead of his gun and went out... A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the 🦁 lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion then it died.

John: nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion...

Doctor: Very good!! You understand the story. 

Next patient🤕 please!😂

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